Hello, Down There

a.k.a. Flights of Fancy
The Kent Krew Drew

These ideas have been hanging around since 1982.

 

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Hello down there!

 

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Ah, yer blind, ump...

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That was a strike!

 

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Where's the airport?

 

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How do I get this sign off my back?

 

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Keep your eyes on the road, dummy!

 

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Ignore next message.

 

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Ignore previous message.

 

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Student pilot.

 

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Watch this space!

 

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Three diamonds.

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Three hearts.

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Pass.

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Pass.

 

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I do!

 

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Pssst. He's got three aces.

 

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Which way to the maternity ward?

 

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Same to you, buddy!

 

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Pilot wanted.

 

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Hey, recycle that bottle!

 

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See you and raise you two.

 

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Shh, pilot sleeping.

 

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Anybody seen my keys?

 

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Ham on rye, please.

 

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And a chocolate shake.

 

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Keep off the grass!

 

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Post no bills.

 

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If you can read this, you're too tall.

 

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I can't find a phone -- E.T.

 

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Where's the bathroom?

 

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You've got a typo on the third line.

 

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Look out, there's an ace up his sleeve!

 

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Better check the fine print in that contract.

 

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Fore!

 

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Anyone for tennis?

 

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I brake for giraffes.

 

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Anyone lose a canary?

 

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Great! I love Hitchcock movies.

 

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Save me a seat.

 

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I'll get some popcorn.

 

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No hitchhikers.

 

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Pilot carries no cash.

 

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Where's the fly-up window?

 

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I brake for birds.

 

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Anybody seen the silver lining?

 

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Help! I'm lost!

 

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I brake for SST's.

 

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He's gonna throw a fast ball.

 

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The snap count is four on this play.

 

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Where's my glasses?

 

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Take two and hit to left.

 

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Slide! Slide!

 

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I brake for UFO's.

 

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Boy, that smells good!

 

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Hey, no peeking!

 

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Sorry, I couldn't hear that.

 

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Your seams are crooked.

 

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Your slip is showing.

 

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Your blouse label is sticking out.

 

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Your bra strap is showing.

 

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Nudist colony inspector.

 

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Camper's pizza delivery.

 

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Chicken on wings.

 

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You dropped a stitch.

 

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You said you wouldn't tell!

 

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This is your wakeup call.

 

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Milkman here. Catch!

 

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Watch for low flying banners.

 

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Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...

 

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Did you hear the one about the farmer and his

 

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Say cheese!

 

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Smile! You're on Candid Camera.

 

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Hey, leave my bicycle alone!

 

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Speed trap ahead.

 

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Watch out for that bump!

 

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Your socks don't match!

 

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What an ugly tie!

 

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Enrol in Smit's speling skool.

 

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You car looks nice and clean.

 

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Lovely roses, Mrs. Jones.

 

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Eat your spinach!

 

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Wash behind your ears!

 

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Oh, oh! Dandruff!

 

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Nice perfume, Darlene.

 

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Put that back!

 

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Nice pants.

 

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No! Not the Delete key!

 

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This web site is under construction.

 

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Hmm, the second violin is just a bit flat.

 

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I brake for fireworks.

 

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Sit up straight!

 

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It rolled behind the refrigerator.

 

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Let me tell you a little secret...

 

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You missed a spot!

 

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Your glasses are dirty.

 

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I heard that!

 

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It needs a little salt.

 

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Get your hand outta there!

 

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Your mother's coming!

 

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Don't forget to mail the check.

 

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Bread, hot dogs, milk, toothpaste, beer, napkins,

 

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Your library book is overdue.

 

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C'mon, one more pushup!

 

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I brake for touchdown passes.

 

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I brake for slam dunks.

 

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Heck, I'll even brake for a high five.

 

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Don't you think you've had enough?

 

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Gosh, that's a nasty bruise.

 

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Wipe your nose!

 

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Wait, don't turn the page yet.

 

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If that's for me, I'm not in.

 

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Sorry, that fell out by accident.

 

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I brake for shuttle launches.

 

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I brake for migrating geese.

 

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Save me a slice!

 

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Got milk?

 

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That picture's still crooked.

 

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Got a light?

 

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Buddy, can you spare a dime?

 

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Sell now!

 

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One martini, tee martooni,...

 

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Oh, yeah???

 

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Don't you have anything better to do?

 

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Watcha lookin at, buddy?

 

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It's not polite to stare.

 

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Anyone for president?

 

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Anybody got "Flying for Dummies"?

 

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And what's this red button do?

 

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Whaddaya mean, license??

 

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Where's the off ramp?

 

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I brake for meteors.

 

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I brake for sky divers.

 

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I brake for flying fish.

 

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I brake for trampolines.

 

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Look out!

 

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Who ordered this piano?

 

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Can I open my eyes yet?

 

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Mmm, that was a nice nap.

 

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E C D A T P S F

 

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Excuse me!

 

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Look ma, no hands!

 

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Mind if I drop in?

 

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Mind if I crash your party?

 

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I brake for tornados.

 

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I brake for Mary Poppins.

 

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High flying, adored...

 

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Lucy in the sky...

 

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Bleep!

 

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Don't worry, I've got Microsoft Navigator.

 

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What's this blank blue screen mean?

 

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Have you got the number for Tech Support?

 

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Good news. I'm up to 425 in the hold queue.

 

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No, I don't want a fax copy of the FAQ!

 

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Whaddaya mean, reboot??

 

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Whaddaya mean, power cycle??

 

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Reinstall what?

 

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Download how many megabytes??

 

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You'll call me back when??

 

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Hello down there!