a.k.a. Flights of Fancy The Kent Krew Drew
These ideas have been hanging around since 1982.
Hello down there!
Ah, yer blind, ump...
That was a strike!
Where's the airport?
How do I get this sign off my back?
Keep your eyes on the road, dummy!
Ignore next message.
Ignore previous message.
Student pilot.
Watch this space!
Three diamonds.
Three hearts.
Pass.
I do!
Pssst. He's got three aces.
Which way to the maternity ward?
Same to you, buddy!
Pilot wanted.
Hey, recycle that bottle!
See you and raise you two.
Shh, pilot sleeping.
Anybody seen my keys?
Ham on rye, please.
And a chocolate shake.
Keep off the grass!
Post no bills.
If you can read this, you're too tall.
I can't find a phone -- E.T.
Where's the bathroom?
You've got a typo on the third line.
Look out, there's an ace up his sleeve!
Better check the fine print in that contract.
Fore!
Anyone for tennis?
I brake for giraffes.
Anyone lose a canary?
Great! I love Hitchcock movies.
Save me a seat.
I'll get some popcorn.
No hitchhikers.
Pilot carries no cash.
Where's the fly-up window?
I brake for birds.
Anybody seen the silver lining?
Help! I'm lost!
I brake for SST's.
He's gonna throw a fast ball.
The snap count is four on this play.
Where's my glasses?
Take two and hit to left.
Slide! Slide!
I brake for UFO's.
Boy, that smells good!
Hey, no peeking!
Sorry, I couldn't hear that.
Your seams are crooked.
Your slip is showing.
Your blouse label is sticking out.
Your bra strap is showing.
Nudist colony inspector.
Camper's pizza delivery.
Chicken on wings.
You dropped a stitch.
You said you wouldn't tell!
This is your wakeup call.
Milkman here. Catch!
Watch for low flying banners.
Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...
Did you hear the one about the farmer and his
Say cheese!
Smile! You're on Candid Camera.
Hey, leave my bicycle alone!
Speed trap ahead.
Watch out for that bump!
Your socks don't match!
What an ugly tie!
Enrol in Smit's speling skool.
You car looks nice and clean.
Lovely roses, Mrs. Jones.
Eat your spinach!
Wash behind your ears!
Oh, oh! Dandruff!
Nice perfume, Darlene.
Put that back!
Nice pants.
No! Not the Delete key!
This web site is under construction.
Hmm, the second violin is just a bit flat.
I brake for fireworks.
Sit up straight!
It rolled behind the refrigerator.
Let me tell you a little secret...
You missed a spot!
Your glasses are dirty.
I heard that!
It needs a little salt.
Get your hand outta there!
Your mother's coming!
Don't forget to mail the check.
Bread, hot dogs, milk, toothpaste, beer, napkins,
Your library book is overdue.
C'mon, one more pushup!
I brake for touchdown passes.
I brake for slam dunks.
Heck, I'll even brake for a high five.
Don't you think you've had enough?
Gosh, that's a nasty bruise.
Wipe your nose!
Wait, don't turn the page yet.
If that's for me, I'm not in.
Sorry, that fell out by accident.
I brake for shuttle launches.
I brake for migrating geese.
Save me a slice!
Got milk?
That picture's still crooked.
Got a light?
Buddy, can you spare a dime?
Sell now!
One martini, tee martooni,...
Oh, yeah???
Don't you have anything better to do?
Watcha lookin at, buddy?
It's not polite to stare.
Anyone for president?
Anybody got "Flying for Dummies"?
And what's this red button do?
Whaddaya mean, license??
Where's the off ramp?
I brake for meteors.
I brake for sky divers.
I brake for flying fish.
I brake for trampolines.
Look out!
Who ordered this piano?
Can I open my eyes yet?
Mmm, that was a nice nap.
E C D A T P S F
Excuse me!
Look ma, no hands!
Mind if I drop in?
Mind if I crash your party?
I brake for tornados.
I brake for Mary Poppins.
High flying, adored...
Lucy in the sky...
Bleep!
Don't worry, I've got Microsoft Navigator.
What's this blank blue screen mean?
Have you got the number for Tech Support?
Good news. I'm up to 425 in the hold queue.
No, I don't want a fax copy of the FAQ!
Whaddaya mean, reboot??
Whaddaya mean, power cycle??
Reinstall what?
Download how many megabytes??
You'll call me back when??
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